What Are Your Favorite Sayings?


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. (Niven)

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. (Various)

She was a good cook as good cooks and as good cooks go, she went. (SAKI)

Where there’s a will, there’s a relative. (Families!!)


“This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosiphy. Our own brain, our own heart is the temple; the philosiphy is kindness”-Dalai Lama.

“Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn”-unknown.

“Human behavior runs from three main sources: Desire, Emotion, and Knowledge”-plato.


“Ideas are easy, execution is a bitch.” -Betty Brennan


“Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.” - Vince Lombardi




Anything that keeps your blood racing is probably worth doing - Hunter S. Thompson


“An investment in Knowledge pays the best interest” This saying is soo true!


Never miss a golden opportunity to keep your mouth shut.


silence is golden but duct tape is silver

-some random book mark at my house


Referring to asses (donkeys), ofc.


Could also be mouths.


Or derrieres. Whatever!


Definition: Silence is golden is another way of saying Silence is priceless and the best way to keep someone silent is by applying duct tape (which is silver in color) to his/her mouth.


The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
-Lao Tzu


Is this thing on?

Anyone who’s used a microphone.


Hate is not a family value (a bumper sticker I put on a past vehicle).


The best spam filter is yourself.

Me muttering under my breath to myself


“You can’t hold a man down without staying down with him.”

~ Booker T. Washington~


If you have to explain a punchline, you’ve ruined the joke.


Another “Marxism” is, “Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.”