#1 By: Jason Fitzpatrick, September 28th, 2013 13:40
#2 By: Bill Cairns, September 29th, 2013 11:25
Actually it was a cow:
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle
A cow jumped over the moon
A little dog laughed to see such fun'
And teh dish ran away with the spoon.
#3 By: gishgosh, September 29th, 2013 19:52
#4 By: Farris, September 30th, 2013 02:35
I wonder if the man in the moon was trying to jump over and tripped thus landing on the moon (or in). and then the cow jumped over just to show him how it was done, or, the cow did it, then the man tried and was an udder failure, or ...
#5 By: Lady Fitzgerald, September 30th, 2013 09:06
Still looking for a groan button...
#6 By: Naman Sood, September 30th, 2013 09:12
Or maybe the man tripped when he was about to jump, but since they were running a live show, the cow jumped on top of the man, came out the hero and acted like it was their plan the whole time? Or the cow broke its leg, the man was laughing at the cow and the cow got angry and jumped on the man, who was on (or maybe in?) the moon, and therefore the cow jumped? Or maybe....
#7 By: Farris, September 30th, 2013 20:05
@LadyFitzgerald I keep looking for the Groan button too, But...Meanwhile I think the man was trying to jump the moon, and the cow was chasing the mouse who ran up his clock, when the mouse ran across the moon the cow just jumped on the man squoosing him into the moon and ...
#8 By: Naman Sood, October 1st, 2013 06:04
Or the cow had shoes with springs below them, and as the cow jumped the man got hit by the spring, driven into the Earth, while the cow jumped from our moon the Mars to its moons to Jupiter, where it drowned. Or the man did what the cow was supposed to do with the spring shoes but failed because the "spring shoes" weren't shoes with springs attached but shoes designed for spring weather. Or maybe...
#9 By: Ray, October 1st, 2013 10:17
Actually it was a saurian. Apollo 8 was the first space ship as far as I know. Anolis apollinaris -> a saurian from Venzuela.
Smart ass now turned off again.
#10 By: Naman Sood, October 1st, 2013 10:40
So the cow jumped onto the human, and the human collapsed. Then the saurian jumped onto the cow, used the human as a spring, and launched itself from a potato cannon to get to the moon.
Is this getting old?
#11 By: Farris, October 1st, 2013 17:46
But the MythBusters showed it with a pressurized launcher that put it through an airplane window and then blew it up with C-4, so I don't think it was a saurian, I still say the mouse ran up the clock, maybe the Old Lady in the Shoe kicked the cow because it got mud on her floor from chasing the mouse and that launched it over the moon.
#12 By: Tom Sutton, October 1st, 2013 19:17
The tortoise is a reptile not an animal.
#13 By: Lady Fitzgerald, October 1st, 2013 21:26
A reptile is an animal. Mayhap you were thinking mammal?
#14 By: Bob Stoker, October 4th, 2013 08:19
strong textHi, I am Blind and therefore must use the computer with the aid of specialist screen reading software.
After much research ( I only checked out Google lol) I can reveal that it was in fact a Tortoise in 1968.